Anti-Kaepora Gaebora Party Organization Party

Bomby · 10-15-2010, 03:47 AM

Kaepora Gaebora is an annoying, long-winded, old bird, and he insists upon appearing goddamn EVERYWHERE in the game. Seriously, I was playing OoT Master Quest and I saw him in four different places at the same time. Seriously: At Lake Hylia, at the fence outside of Lake Hylia, in front of Gerudo Valley, and at the river leading to Zora's Domain. At the last place, I had to hear the same speech from him TWICE because apparently the game thought I didn't listen to him well enough the first time around. The mere sight of this bird is enough to induce fits of swearing.

In short, Kaepora Gaebora is a cock. Therefore, I have resolved to form a political party that is opposed to Kaepora Gaebora. This is the party to organize said party.

I devise we come up with a campaign to finally get something done about this bird. Hopefully we can win enough seats in the Parliament to instate proper legislation and punishment for Kaepora Gaebora's time-infringing, aneurysm-inducing behavior.

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-15-2010, 06:06 AM

If they made a Zelda game where you could kill Gaebora and Tingle, it'd probably be the most popular game in the series.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 10-15-2010, 06:46 AM

You forgot Navi... >.>

HEY! LISTEN!

**Valigarmander** · 10-15-2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby von Bombsville

In short, Kaepora Gaebora is a cock.

Clearly.

And he's also a jerk.

**X-3** · 10-15-2010, 07:51 AM

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Scariest pine-cone ever.

10-15-2010, 03:47 AM	#1
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,492 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Anti-Kaepora Gaebora Party Organization Party Kaepora Gaebora is an annoying, long-winded, old bird, and he insists upon appearing goddamn EVERYWHERE in the game. Seriously, I was playing OoT Master Quest and I saw him in four different places at the same time. Seriously: At Lake Hylia, at the fence outside of Lake Hylia, in front of Gerudo Valley, and at the river leading to Zora's Domain. At the last place, I had to hear the same speech from him TWICE because apparently the game thought I didn't listen to him well enough the first time around. The mere sight of this bird is enough to induce fits of swearing. In short, Kaepora Gaebora is a cock. Therefore, I have resolved to form a political party that is opposed to Kaepora Gaebora. This is the party to organize said party. I devise we come up with a campaign to finally get something done about this bird. Hopefully we can win enough seats in the Parliament to instate proper legislation and punishment for Kaepora Gaebora's time-infringing, aneurysm-inducing behavior.

10-15-2010, 06:06 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,103 Thanks: 2,158 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	If they made a Zelda game where you could kill Gaebora and Tingle, it'd probably be the most popular game in the series.

10-15-2010, 06:46 AM	#3
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥♥♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Twinklebutton Wintersprout Gender: Posts: 31,454 Thanks: 864 Thanked 851 Times in 632 Posts Blog Entries: 1	You forgot Navi... >.> HEY! LISTEN!