Mysteries of Hyrule: Quest to Find Answers

**X-3** · 11-01-2010, 10:28 AM

(read: we make **** up)

Many questions float around the Zelda games. What is Majora? What happened with Zant? What is the truth about the Octoroks? In this topic, questions such as these shall be answered.

First, what was with Zant following the final battle of Twilight Princess?
Spoiler Below

He just came back and was watching your battle. He was so confused at seeing his god lose that he cocked his head in confusion. Unfortunately, he was as vulnerable as a new-born baby, so he broke his neck. Whoops.

And the shocking truth about the Octoroks!?
Spoiler Below

They're evolving into what we call...man. See, they started on water, shooting rocks. Then after many years in Hyrule...they walked on land, shooting rocks. Clearly, in a later chronological game, we'll see them firing nukes instead of rocks. Logical progression.

Oh, and the land Octoroks in the DS games were, uh, ahead of their time. And those things in Skyward Sword are actually a crossbreed of a Deku Scrub and Octorok!

And now, it is your turn. Answer the riddles of Hyrule, and solve the mystery! Ooga-booga!

Speed · 11-01-2010, 12:24 PM

There was this website I used to have book-marked devoted to this vary thing...kind of wish I could find it now. Some of their theories were pretty cool.

**Valigarmander** · 11-01-2010, 01:45 PM

Wallmasters aren't evil.

They're innocently trying to protect you by returning you to the entrance of dungeons and keeping you away from the dangerous bosses that have already killed so many.

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-12-2010, 06:28 AM

Twilight Princess/Ocarina of Time Zoras and the so-called "River" Zoras from the earlier (released) games are not related whatsoever. The Zora enemies are actually an evolved and aggressive form of fish-men that first appeared (chronologically) in Phantom Hourglass, where they fought with shield and sword. The living dry-landers, in a bid to identify their origin, mistook them for the Zora people spoken of in old times. Being an entirely different and malevolent race of creatures is strictly coincidental: the more recent Hyrulians have never known the truth - that the Zoras they know were falsely identified as being the same fish-men.

11-01-2010, 10:28 AM	#1
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Mysteries of Hyrule: Quest to Find Answers (read: we make **** up) Many questions float around the Zelda games. What is Majora? What happened with Zant? What is the truth about the Octoroks? In this topic, questions such as these shall be answered. First, what was with Zant following the final battle of Twilight Princess? Spoiler Below He just came back and was watching your battle. He was so confused at seeing his god lose that he cocked his head in confusion. Unfortunately, he was as vulnerable as a new-born baby, so he broke his neck. Whoops. And the shocking truth about the Octoroks!? Spoiler Below They're evolving into what we call...man. See, they started on water, shooting rocks. Then after many years in Hyrule...they walked on land, shooting rocks. Clearly, in a later chronological game, we'll see them firing nukes instead of rocks. Logical progression. Oh, and the land Octoroks in the DS games were, uh, ahead of their time. And those things in Skyward Sword are actually a crossbreed of a Deku Scrub and Octorok! And now, it is your turn. Answer the riddles of Hyrule, and solve the mystery! Ooga-booga!

11-01-2010, 12:24 PM	#2
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	There was this website I used to have book-marked devoted to this vary thing...kind of wish I could find it now. Some of their theories were pretty cool.

11-01-2010, 01:45 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Wallmasters aren't evil. They're innocently trying to protect you by returning you to the entrance of dungeons and keeping you away from the dangerous bosses that have already killed so many.

11-12-2010, 06:28 AM	#4
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,103 Thanks: 2,158 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Twilight Princess/Ocarina of Time Zoras and the so-called "River" Zoras from the earlier (released) games are not related whatsoever. The Zora enemies are actually an evolved and aggressive form of fish-men that first appeared (chronologically) in Phantom Hourglass, where they fought with shield and sword. The living dry-landers, in a bid to identify their origin, mistook them for the Zora people spoken of in old times. Being an entirely different and malevolent race of creatures is strictly coincidental: the more recent Hyrulians have never known the truth - that the Zoras they know were falsely identified as being the same fish-men.