What would you put in your castle?

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-19-2010, 05:56 AM

You own a castle in Ye Olde Hyrule. You can have anything from anywhere in the kingdom or the outlying lands. What do you put in this castle?

I would start by choosing Error as my head of staff, because obviously I need capable servants.

**Valigarmander** · 11-19-2010, 07:50 AM

I'm not sure about everything else, but the most important thing I would need would be Ganondorf's organ from OoT. HAHAHA I WILL BE THE MASTER OF THE BGM

Vgfian · 11-19-2010, 08:40 AM

A time-space portal so people from outside would be allowed in, a vgf member convention, and a deck of real get out of jail free cards for said convention.

Dizzy · 11-19-2010, 09:10 AM

^But if Jailbreaker's there, then it's just redundant.

My castle would have DEATH SPIKES FOR FLOORS. Jump that, elf.

Vgfian · 11-19-2010, 09:20 AM

^Perhaps, but not everyone can have Mr. Breaker equipped from the inventory, now can they? I think not.

Spikes can be easily avoided so long as you don't step on the pointy parts.

Dizzy · 11-19-2010, 10:12 AM

But that's the brilliant part, it's ALL pointy!

No, wait...

***Marilink*** · 11-19-2010, 03:30 PM

I know for sure that, instead of a dungeon, my basement would just be full of leevers and peahats. Take that, dissenters.

***The Doctor*** · 11-19-2010, 04:41 PM

I'd make sure to put our princess in another castle...

CuccoLady · 11-19-2010, 05:54 PM

I would have Volvagia in the basement for epic dragon whack-a-mole whenever it is necessary.

I would also have the hover boots because those things are freaking awesome.

I am nobody · 11-19-2010, 08:19 PM

I would have the Triforce, because then I could get whatever else I wanted, too.

**X-3** · 11-19-2010, 08:32 PM

I would throw the super secret fifth Triforce piece into the basement. It would be guarded by thousands of flame-engulfed Peahats!

***Booyakasha*** · 11-20-2010, 12:47 AM

In the throne room I'd have one of those trap-doors that leads to a pit of death, kind of like Jabba the Hutt has. Except I wouldn't have a giant terrifying monster in the pit, because the giant terrifying monsters of the Zelda series are a bunch of mollies. 'Ehhhh, a little kid maybe a hundredth my size hit me with a wooden boomerang! Clearly I have no recourse but to die as a result! Ehhhh! Ehhhh!' Man. You want someone to actually die when they fall into the pit of death, just stick thirty or forty Blue Lynels down there. I bet they don't eat as much as Aquamentus, either, so that saves you money on upkeep.

***Cosmonautical*** · 11-20-2010, 04:19 AM

That's brilliant, Boo. Instead of water in my moat, I want blue lynels. And these guys:

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 11-20-2010, 04:37 AM

Pols Voices. Lots and lots of Pols Voices.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 11-20-2010, 04:57 AM

I will share my castle with all the Great Fairies and all the other fairies, too... and we'll sit around drinking tea and eating sugary deliaghts and plan how to stop Daos catching any of them...

***Marilink*** · 11-20-2010, 10:49 AM

I personally find Blue Wizzrobes worse than Blue Lynels.

**Loot** · 11-20-2010, 12:19 PM

Half the rooms would contain hookshot puzzles. Most of my guards would be Iron Knuckles and Dark Nuts. For fun, I'll have an Iron Knuckle duel a Dark Nut, the loser buys me a week's supply of Coke.

Jenocide · 11-20-2010, 05:36 PM

~~And a harem of Link's~~

I totally want that organ from OoT too! Um, and Gargoyle Statues... and a ~~Water Temple~~ Fairy fountain.

Then, I'll gather up all the old men so they can be friends. Because if you have friends, you can throw them across chasms.

Speed · 11-20-2010, 07:25 PM

Hook Shot Puzzles All Night All Day Long

MeowMan · 11-22-2010, 10:08 PM

The multiverse.

11-19-2010, 05:56 AM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,103 Thanks: 2,158 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	What would you put in your castle? You own a castle in Ye Olde Hyrule. You can have anything from anywhere in the kingdom or the outlying lands. What do you put in this castle? I would start by choosing Error as my head of staff, because obviously I need capable servants.

11-19-2010, 08:40 AM	#3
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	FOR A START A time-space portal so people from outside would be allowed in, a vgf member convention, and a deck of real get out of jail free cards for said convention.

11-20-2010, 05:36 PM	#18
Jenocide Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the glovebox. Gender: Posts: 635 Thanks: 69 Thanked 97 Times in 68 Posts Blog Entries: 21	I want a castle in my castle in my castle... ~~And a harem of Link's~~ I totally want that organ from OoT too! Um, and Gargoyle Statues... and a ~~Water Temple~~ Fairy fountain. Then, I'll gather up all the old men so they can be friends. Because if you have friends, you can throw them across chasms.

11-19-2010, 07:50 AM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I'm not sure about everything else, but the most important thing I would need would be Ganondorf's organ from OoT. HAHAHA I WILL BE THE MASTER OF THE BGM

11-19-2010, 09:10 AM	#4
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	^But if Jailbreaker's there, then it's just redundant. My castle would have DEATH SPIKES FOR FLOORS. Jump that, elf.

11-19-2010, 09:20 AM	#5
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	^Perhaps, but not everyone can have Mr. Breaker equipped from the inventory, now can they? I think not. Spikes can be easily avoided so long as you don't step on the pointy parts.

11-19-2010, 10:12 AM	#6
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	But that's the brilliant part, it's ALL pointy! No, wait...

11-19-2010, 03:30 PM	#7
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,536 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,008 Posts	I know for sure that, instead of a dungeon, my basement would just be full of leevers and peahats. Take that, dissenters.

11-19-2010, 04:41 PM	#8
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'd make sure to put our princess in another castle...

11-19-2010, 05:54 PM	#9
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	I would have Volvagia in the basement for epic dragon whack-a-mole whenever it is necessary. I would also have the hover boots because those things are freaking awesome.

11-19-2010, 08:19 PM	#10
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	I would have the Triforce, because then I could get whatever else I wanted, too.

11-19-2010, 08:32 PM	#11
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I would throw the super secret fifth Triforce piece into the basement. It would be guarded by thousands of flame-engulfed Peahats!

11-20-2010, 12:47 AM	#12
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	In the throne room I'd have one of those trap-doors that leads to a pit of death, kind of like Jabba the Hutt has. Except I wouldn't have a giant terrifying monster in the pit, because the giant terrifying monsters of the Zelda series are a bunch of mollies. 'Ehhhh, a little kid maybe a hundredth my size hit me with a wooden boomerang! Clearly I have no recourse but to die as a result! Ehhhh! Ehhhh!' Man. You want someone to actually die when they fall into the pit of death, just stick thirty or forty Blue Lynels down there. I bet they don't eat as much as Aquamentus, either, so that saves you money on upkeep.

11-20-2010, 04:37 AM	#14
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	Pols Voices. Lots and lots of Pols Voices.

11-20-2010, 04:19 AM	#13
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,103 Thanks: 2,158 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	That's brilliant, Boo. Instead of water in my moat, I want blue lynels. And these guys:

11-20-2010, 04:57 AM	#15
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥♥♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Twinklebutton Wintersprout Gender: Posts: 31,454 Thanks: 864 Thanked 851 Times in 632 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I will share my castle with all the Great Fairies and all the other fairies, too... and we'll sit around drinking tea and eating sugary deliaghts and plan how to stop Daos catching any of them...

11-20-2010, 10:49 AM	#16
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,536 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,008 Posts	I personally find Blue Wizzrobes worse than Blue Lynels.

11-20-2010, 12:19 PM	#17
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Half the rooms would contain hookshot puzzles. Most of my guards would be Iron Knuckles and Dark Nuts. For fun, I'll have an Iron Knuckle duel a Dark Nut, the loser buys me a week's supply of Coke.

11-20-2010, 07:25 PM	#19
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Hook Shot Puzzles All Night All Day Long

11-22-2010, 10:08 PM	#20
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	The multiverse.