Zoras, The What?

Speed · 08-12-2011, 07:03 PM

Why do Zoras, an egg laying, presumably cold blooded species have breasts?

Panfan · 08-12-2011, 07:13 PM

because otherwise they wouldn't be sexy

Speed · 08-12-2011, 07:18 PM

Still would practical purpose could they serve, Zora young look like Tadpoles for cryin' out loud.

**Valigarmander** · 08-12-2011, 07:50 PM

For attracting mates.

To use as buoyancy devices while swimming.

They put their eggs in between them to keep them warm.

Dizzy · 08-12-2011, 07:51 PM

That's where they store fat.

**X-3** · 08-12-2011, 08:21 PM

Wait, how many 'female' Zoras are there? I remember only Ruto, Lulu and that queen from TP.

CuccoLady · 08-12-2011, 09:46 PM

Maybe baby Zora breastfeed.

Speed · 08-12-2011, 09:54 PM

But they are Tadpoles.

**Cravdraa** · 08-12-2011, 10:10 PM

Somebody go find Ace. I believe we need his expert opinion to shed some light on this clearly important matter.

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-12-2011, 10:21 PM

It's kind of like how a golf balls has those little dimples in it, and it makes it more aerodynamic. Except, um, in reverse.

Anyways, that's just the theory. That I heard from the Discovery Channel. It's not like I tried to test this myself with a flat-chested and a large breasted figurine of Princess Ruto, and then was kicked out of the YMCA.

CuccoLady · 08-12-2011, 10:39 PM

^^^Weird mutant humanoid-when-older tadpoles. That will, thousands of years later, evolve into birds. There is no science at work here denying the possibility of breastfeeding

Redshirt · 08-12-2011, 10:42 PM

now tell me why Gorons don't

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-12-2011, 10:50 PM

Because they suck.

CuccoLady · 08-12-2011, 10:53 PM

The Gorons are all men. The reason they're so fat is that the males store their female mates in their stomachs when it's not mating season, since they have no use then.

Dux is not you · 08-12-2011, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Because they suck.

I thought the point was that they don't.

Panfan · 08-12-2011, 10:57 PM

gorons totally have breasts

have you seen those nipples

goddamn

Redshirt · 08-12-2011, 11:08 PM

^moobs not boobs

**Valigarmander** · 08-12-2011, 11:18 PM

**Deku Trii** · 08-13-2011, 12:18 AM

They didn't truly have boobs, but Zelda is a legend. As the stories are passed down, things get embellished. It was inevitable that somewhere down the line someone would decide to add more boobs to the tale.

Jere · 08-13-2011, 01:52 AM

I can stretch me towards humanoid, so they reproduce in a different way but the children kind of works in the same way.

08-12-2011, 07:03 PM	#1
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Zoras, The What? Why do Zoras, an egg laying, presumably cold blooded species have breasts?

08-12-2011, 10:21 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I was kicked out for completely different reasons. It's kind of like how a golf balls has those little dimples in it, and it makes it more aerodynamic. Except, um, in reverse. Anyways, that's just the theory. That I heard from the Discovery Channel. It's not like I tried to test this myself with a flat-chested and a large breasted figurine of Princess Ruto, and then was kicked out of the YMCA.

08-12-2011, 11:18 PM	#18
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Relevant picture from another thread.

08-12-2011, 07:13 PM	#2
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,807 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	because otherwise they wouldn't be sexy

08-12-2011, 07:18 PM	#3
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Still would practical purpose could they serve, Zora young look like Tadpoles for cryin' out loud.

08-12-2011, 07:50 PM	#4
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	For attracting mates. To use as buoyancy devices while swimming. They put their eggs in between them to keep them warm.

08-12-2011, 07:51 PM	#5
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	That's where they store fat.

08-12-2011, 08:21 PM	#6
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Wait, how many 'female' Zoras are there? I remember only Ruto, Lulu and that queen from TP.

08-12-2011, 09:46 PM	#7
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	Maybe baby Zora breastfeed.

08-12-2011, 09:54 PM	#8
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	But they are Tadpoles.

08-12-2011, 10:10 PM	#9
Cravdraa VGF RPG Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's Round on the sides and high in the middle. Gender: Posts: 8,470 Thanks: 171 Thanked 662 Times in 404 Posts	Somebody go find Ace. I believe we need his expert opinion to shed some light on this clearly important matter.

08-12-2011, 10:39 PM	#11
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	^^^Weird mutant humanoid-when-older tadpoles. That will, thousands of years later, evolve into birds. There is no science at work here denying the possibility of breastfeeding

08-12-2011, 10:42 PM	#12
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	now tell me why Gorons don't

08-12-2011, 10:50 PM	#13
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Because they suck.

08-12-2011, 10:53 PM	#14
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	The Gorons are all men. The reason they're so fat is that the males store their female mates in their stomachs when it's not mating season, since they have no use then.

08-12-2011, 10:57 PM	#16
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,807 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	gorons totally have breasts have you seen those nipples goddamn

08-12-2011, 11:08 PM	#17
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	^moobs not boobs

08-13-2011, 12:18 AM	#19
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,033 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	They didn't truly have boobs, but Zelda is a legend. As the stories are passed down, things get embellished. It was inevitable that somewhere down the line someone would decide to add more boobs to the tale.

08-13-2011, 01:52 AM	#20
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,650 Thanks: 404 Thanked 332 Times in 257 Posts Blog Entries: 3	I can stretch me towards humanoid, so they reproduce in a different way but the children kind of works in the same way.