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Post by Mario0672 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:04 pm

Megaman
:mad: x <><> ( infinite )
THIS GAME SUX BECAUSE:
ITS NOT ON DA X-BOX
IT11!1111! OMG LOL SUKS
ITS!1!1!1! WTF LOL GRAPHICS SUK
ITS SOUND SUKS
ITS NOT ON DA X-BOX
IT!!1!11! WTF SUKS1!!! OMG WTF
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Post by Gumby dammit » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:02 pm

Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee (( GBA ))

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

THIS GAME SUCKS! THE X-BOX VERSION RULES!

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Post by superplyr10 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:34 pm

^Actually, your right. The GBA version DOES suck.
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Post by I caught a zubat » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:38 pm

Final Fantasy XI

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OMG tis game liek suxxors!!!111!!! It is not on the gamecube and it sucks! It's for people who have no lives! "Oh! Look at me! I'm a FFXI player who has no life and no friends and I never will get any because I'm stooopid! Duh!" Really, this game does blow! Play Tales of Symphonia because it is da **** and is ON the gamecube! HAHAHAHA!
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Post by LOOT » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:25 pm

^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

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Post by Gumby dammit » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:44 pm

Splinter Cell

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

This game is terrible. Seriously,this game is for girls. WHo uses stealth to kill people? In MANLY games,like Halo,you run into a room with your guns blazing. In this,you can 'Interrigate' your foes. Who needs that? Screw interrigation,just kill 'em and take whatever you want,and bust down the door you need-oh wait. I forgot. You can't bust doors down.
Now for the graphics.
GAYcube: BAD.
Gaystation 2: BAD.
God's System ( X-Box ): GOOD!!! For this,I deduct one mad face.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! It's a game for those prisses who want to be quick,silent,and painless. I'M SLOW,LOUD,AND PAINFUL!!!

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Post by supperdish » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:15 pm

Originally posted by Chompmaster isn't a hobo:
LoZ: The Minish Cap

Its a pun so it stinks.
Dude, no.


SUPER MARIO BROS.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

OMG LIK TIS GAM SUCKS BCUS THE GRAFICS SUCK TATS THE ONLY TING 2 MAK THIS GAM BAD. WY DDNT TEY MAK GOD GRAFICS LIK HALO? TAT GAM RULES CUS OF THE GOOD GRAFICS. NINTENDO SUCKS CUS TEY DONT CARE ABOUT GOD GRAFICS LOK AT ZELDA WW LOL TOSE SUCK.


Oh, wait, I'm supposed to make these up? Oops...

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Post by Mr.Hammermap » Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:30 pm

Doki Doki Panic
It has a dumb name and its a take-off of the immortal SMB2! It is EEEEEEEVVVVIIILLLLL!!!!!!!
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Post by I caught a zubat » Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:20 am

Originally posted by NiGHTS: The Enigma of Death.:
^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

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Umm, didn't you look on the first page? We are titled to our own opinions. This topic is for MAKING FUN of good games.
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Post by Gumby dammit » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:33 pm

Unreal Tournament (( The original one. ))

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

THIS GAME SUCKS! FOR ONE,IT'S ONLY ON THE GAY PC AND THE GAYSTATION2,AND NOT THE GODLY X-BOX!!!11 ANOTHER REASON IS BECAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GUTS!!! SURE,YOU CAN BLAST PEOPLE INTO BITS WITH SOME WEAPONS,AND BLAST HEADS OFF WITH THE SNIPER RIFLE,BUT THERE'S NOT ENOUGH GUTS!!!
THE WEAPONS RULE!!! I'M TAKING OFF A FEW MAD SMILIES FOR THIS!!!
THE GRAPHIX SUCK!!! TOO POLYGONIAL!!! NOT ENOUGH SMOOTHNESS,BUT THIS IS FORGIVEN BY THE FACT SOME OF THE CHARACTERS,THE CHIX,ARE BABES!!!
THIS GAME IS A BAD FPS! HALO OWNZ THIS GAME!!!!111

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Post by The Yoshimaster » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:21 pm

Metroid Prime :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

A FIRST PERSON METROID!!!! ITS LIEK IMPOSSIBL D00D IT MUST BE SIDESCROLR OR IT SUX!!!!!!111 AJFOJCFIDFACADSFFDSCA
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Post by LOOT » Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:41 pm

Originally posted by Andres the protoman wannabe:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NiGHTS: The Enigma of Death.:
^ That was not funny. I hate you now.

Umm, didn't you look on the first page? We are titled to our own opinions. This topic is for MAKING FUN of good games. </font>[/QUOTE]Yes, but you made it sound like a Gamecube fanboy. Plus, Tales of Symphonia is supposed to be a great game. You're supposed to sound like an X-Box fanboy.

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Post by Gumby dammit » Sat Aug 14, 2004 2:03 pm

Wolfenstein 3D

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
THE POINT IS YOU'RE SOME HOMIE WITH A NAME I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IN WW2 GOING AFTER HITLER! HOW STUPID! THE STORY IS TOO REAL TO BE FUN!!!
THE GRAPHIX SUCK! IT'S NOT 3D,THE WALLS ARE 3D,BUT THE ENEMY NAZIS AREN'T!!!
THE WEAPONS SUCK!!! WHAT'S THIS STUPID 'LUGER' I HAVE? I'VE NEVER SEEN A GUN LIKE THAT HERE IN THE US,SO IT'S NOT A REAL GUN!!! THE WEAPONS ARE LIKE WORTHLESS MAN. THE MACHINE GUNS SUCK,THE 'LUGER' SUCKS,HELL,EVEN THE ROCKET LAUN-WAIT,I MEAN,'THE PUNCHERFIST',ER THE 'PAZERSNOUT' I MEAN,'POCKYJOCKY'... AW SCREW IT!!! I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE WEAPONS,SO THEY AUTOMATICLY SUCK!!
NOW THE GOOD PARTS,WHEN YOU KILL A NAZI YOU CAN EAT THEIR GUTS IF YOU'RE UNDER 10 HEALTH!!! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! GUTS!!!! ME LIKEY!
HITLER'S TOO ****IN' HARD TO KILL!!!! HE HAS 4 ****IN' CHAINGUNS!!!! 4! 4 CHAINGUNS!!
ALL IN ALL,THIS GAME SUCKS COMPAIRED TO THE GODLY HALO!!! HALO PWNZ J00!!111
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Post by Mr.Hammermap » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:33 am

Super Mario Bros
OMG THIS GAME SUCKS IT IS ABOUT A 2-D FATSO DEFEATING OTHER 2-D FATSOS!!! YES, YOU HEARD ME! 2-D ! IT IS THE WORST THING EVER!
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Post by Blue Yoshi » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:21 pm

Final Fantasy
rating:????

I can't decide.....it's on a Nintendo system, which means it's gay, but it's Final Fantasy...oh....head hurting....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*head explodes*

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Post by Gumby dammit » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:48 pm

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Geez. This game sucks ASS. It should be 'Star Bored: Nights of the bored Republic',because it's boring.
You walk into a room,and YOU HAVE TO TAKE TURNS ATTACKING. HOW CAN A GAME ON THE GODLY X BOX BE LIKE THIS!
PEOPLE HAVE CLAIMED THIS TO BE 'TEH BEST XBOX GAME EVAR',WELL GUESS WHAT FAGS! HALOS TEH BEST GAME EVAR! IN HALO ITS NON STOP ACTION! I MEAN ALL THE TIME ITS LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG PTTCHH!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BOOM!!!!

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Post by I caught a zubat » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:50 pm

La Pucelle: Tactics

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Geez Louise! What is up with this game!!?//111? You play as a stoopid little girl and a guy who looks like a girl and fight stooopid little things and then try to brainwash them? STOOOPID! We all know that Fable is better and so is MLB 2005! Get them now and not this gay ass game! I also decduct one mad face because Alouette is TEH SEXXORS!!!!1111!!!!!!

(Note: I like La Pucelle. I don't hate it. I just made that review for fun.)
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Post by Banned from VGF » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:05 pm

VGF

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST ONLINE GAME EVER MADE!!! ALL THAT YOU DO IS RUN AROUND TALKING TO PEEPLE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AND IT SUCKS! WHY, THIS TOPIC WAS MADE FOR THE POINTLESS REASON OF RAISING OUR POSTCOUNTS AND PRIDE TO THE POINT OF WHICH THEIR ARE NO POINTS! I GODDAMN****IN HATE VGF!!!!!!!
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Post by Galefore » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:02 pm

Sly 2:Band of thieves :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

GAH!WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THIS!IT HAS NO BLOOD,NO VULGARITY,AND IT'S NOT ON THE FLIPPIN' X-BOX!I WAS HOPING THE RACOON GUY WOULD GET MAULED BY SOME GUY FROM RUSSIA TO RID US OF HIS FILTH,BUT FLIPPIN' NOOOO!THEY PUT HIM,PLUS SOME UGLY TURTLE AND A PATHETIC HIPPO IN THE PLACE OF THE FLIPPIN' GUY WITH BIG FLIPPIN' GUNS!WHY GOD,WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!THIS IS PURE CRAP!YOU HEAR ME!CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP11111111THIS GAME SUCKS LIKE A WEASEL1111SAVE YOURSELF!EVACUATE THE PREMISIS!GAAAHHHH!!!(explodes into sticky little pieces.)

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Post by Metal Man » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:44 pm

NRA Varmint Hunting
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

YOU CAN'T MOVE IN THIS GAME! THE VARMINTS DON'T SHOOT BACK! IT'S SO LAME, IT'S ENDORSED BY THE NRA! THE GRAPHICS LOOK LIKE THE GAME WAS MADE OUT OF PITA BREAD! THE SOUND IS LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF CONCRETE!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
IT ALSO IS TOO VIOLENT AND ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO HURT INNOCENT PRARIE DOGS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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