Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

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Post by Zaden » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:59 pm

Rampage holds up a catcher's mit and the Thingy flies into it. Then he rams you with a sports car and you fly backwards out of Saturn's gravitational field. In space there is zero friction and infinite inertia so you drift endlessly as a block of ice. The nearest object in your path is 900,000,000,000 miles away.

Rampage hops to Earth and swims to Cuba.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:36 am

At my asteroid base I was sitting in the command chair brooding over how I haven't found the Thingy in weeks. Suddenly a large chunk of ice smashes through the ceiling and right into the floor in front of me.

GF7:ZOMGBBQPITS! *hides behind command chair*

Battle Droid#273:See, this is what happens when you put a base in the middle of a chaotic asteroid field, something is bound to collide with the-

GF7:Shut up! I get it already! *walks to the crater and picks up ice block* I wonder what I should do with this...

HK9000 (a fusion of HK47 and Hal9000) :P erhaps we should fire it to earth

GF7:Sounds like a plan!

I take my Interdictor Star Destroyer to Earth's orbit and I fire the ice block out of the warhead launcher to Earth where it lands near cuba. Me and HK9000 go to where it landed and find Rampage with the ice block stuck in his head.

GF7: Didn't see this coming.

HK9000:Actually I calculated this would happen.

GF7:Thats a surprise...*notices Thingy in hand* Hey the Thingy! Sweet! *takes it and lifts it over head Zelda Style*

HK9000:Hey whats that in the ice block?

GF7:Hmmm..... *sees VGA in Iceblock* Haha! Well VGA, I didn't think you would ever, in a million years, help me get the Thingy. *pats frozen VGA* Ahhh Irony never tasted so sweet. Lets go HK9000, while we're at Cuba we can get some Cuban cigars

HK9000:Why would you need those? Your a reploid, you can't smoke if you don't have lungs.

GF7:Exactly, that means I don't get lung cancer! :D Let's go! *takes HK9000 with him*

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Post by VG_Addict » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:16 pm

Suddenly, I break out of the iceblock. I then fly up over Cuba, and fire a HUGE ball of energy at it, blowing it right off the map! I then catch the Thingy as it flies in the air, and teleport to Texas.

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Post by Jailbreaker » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:25 pm

I put gas in my 4-wheel-drive continent. The thingy comes out of the gas pump. I remain unaware that I'm currently fueling my continent with the Thingy. I fly over to Texas and shoot it with Tectonic Missles.

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#425

Post by Gabriel » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:03 pm

I emerge from nowhere and fire at you with my bazooka. I steal in and snatch the Thingy. I then burrow my way underground into the kingdom of the mole people.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:14 pm

Monty Mole knocks out Gabriel with a Crowbar and runs off with the Thingy. Eventually he sells it to Hyrule Castle's general store. I buy it with a huge rupees plus 4 green rupees tax. I then go off to play Bombchu Bowling

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:17 pm

When ID reaches to pick up one of the Bombchus, it grabs him by the arms and suplexes him into the floor. The Bombchu (actually Val in disguise) takes the Thingy and goes to hide in a desert.

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Post by Zaden » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:59 pm

A sand shark eats you and I run off with the Thingy.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:20 am

then a sand worm eats Zaidon and spits out the Thingy, it lands into my flying saucer that resembles Dr. Wily's. I take it and continue flying to Vegas. Apparently the desert was in Nevada.

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Post by VG_Addict » Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:22 pm

I find your space ship and fire a ki ball at it, blowing it up. I take the Thingy and go to Topeka.

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Post by Zaden » Sat Apr 17, 2010 11:49 pm

Topeka blows up and catapults the Thingy to me. I catch it and stay right where I am.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri May 28, 2010 11:17 pm

HK 9000 headshots Zaidon with a disrupter rifle and he disintigrates to a pile of ash. HK 9000 then walks up, takes the Thingy, and flies off in his spaceship to Mercury where my main base of operations is at.

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Post by Jailbreaker » Sat May 29, 2010 9:29 am

I hit Mercury with a baseball bat. Then I score a home run on the thingy...

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...right into the sun. Ouch.

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Post by VG_Addict » Sat May 29, 2010 5:52 pm

^ Finally, a new post!


I catch the Thingy with a novelty giant catcher's mitt, and go to Prague.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:06 pm

This happens in Prague:YouTube - Casino Royale intro/opening extended cut with deleted footage

I'm James Bond, VGA is Dryden and the contact is the guy that he hired who was going to kill me next post and take the Thingy. I decided to kill him first so he wouldn't get in the way. Oh and the Thingy was in the safe. I leave for The World of Coca Cola, Thingy in hand

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Post by VG_Addict » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:24 pm

I go to Coca-Cola World and hide behind a soda machine (All Coke products, of course). When you go to said soda machine to buy a soda, I tip the machine over so that it falls on you and crushes you. Just to make sure you're dead, I blow up the machine. I take the Thingy and go to Twilight Town from KH: 358/2 Days.

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Post by Zaden » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:39 pm

Rampage slides a bear trap under your foot. When you step on it, it saws your leg off. Then he shoves a shark around your head and you drop the thingy. He grabs it and hides in a bomb shelter in Istanbul.

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Post by VG_Addict » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:55 pm

I go to where Rampage is and knock him unconcious with the shark. I take the Thingy and go to France.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:56 pm

I impale VGA with the Eiffel Tower then take the Thingy and duck into a tank in Dark Land in Super Mario Bros 3

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Post by VG_Addict » Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:22 pm

It's so dark that you can't see where you're going, and you drive off a cliff and die. I take the Thingy and go to the Planet Express.

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