WoT 367: Classic Edition

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 1:50 pm

hm. i know like 10+ people who are way into homestuck and i've not heard a single complaint about the ending

but i also dont know how it ends bc i havent read it since 2013
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by MeowMan » Sat May 12, 2018 3:01 pm

you've heard 2 complaints about the ending now

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by glux » Sat May 12, 2018 5:43 pm

Sup nerds?

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by Marilink » Sat May 12, 2018 5:54 pm

hi

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 6:26 pm

MeowMan wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 3:01 pm
you've heard 2 complaints about the ending now
i'll complain about your ending
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by glux » Sat May 12, 2018 6:57 pm

The ending of ML would be a harsh blow to society.

Who else am I going to follow on Twitter?

Not Pan Fan that's for sure.

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 7:10 pm

i bet he doesnt even talk that much about pans
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by pixelated_penguin » Sat May 12, 2018 7:24 pm

so i came up with this brilliant new weight loss plan and i've got it figured out and everything. wanna hear my idea?

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by smol Kat » Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 pm

Yes! (I for one REALLY need to exercise more and the hope is that now that I live in a relatively safe area where I can go jogging, etc. I'll actually stick with it)
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by pixelated_penguin » Sat May 12, 2018 7:59 pm

It's slightly long so I'm spoilering my brilliant plan. I, uh, hope this helps out somehow Kat :p
Spoiler.
Ok so since weight is mass * gravity, you can just go somewhere like the moon where gravity is weaker! And If you go into outer space you can even eat as much food as you want and you'll never gain weight back at all!!
...okay I've gotten a less than stellar response to this from the people I've told so there's more and that's just the first step.

Smartasses say you really want to lose "mass" but what other "mass loss" programs get wrong is telling you to exercise. This is BS. Strenuous exercise (e.g. like running at a relativistic velocity ~ .99 times the speed of light and gaining massive amounts of mass-energy) is the worst thing you could possibly do, because it would increase your mass dramatically even if you're on a diet. Counterintuitively, to significantly reduce your mass all you have to do is move as little as possible and stop moving at relativistic speeds.

Well, some people say they've already done that step and if that's not good enough, the final step is to start chopping off parts of your body. When you chop off a body part, its mass is subtracted from your total mass (if you chop off 1/2, you lose 1/2, if you chop off 2/3, you lose 2/3, etc). But instead of chopping off a smallish piece, the plan is that you chop your whole body off from the rest, in a single step. And since you've chopped off your entire body, the total mass left over is zero. So I don't see how you could get better results!

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 8:04 pm

a good way to lose weight is to simply acquire chronic gastrointestinal disorders that make it difficult to eat

worked for me
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by MeowMan » Sat May 12, 2018 9:11 pm

^i know this is just a silly discussion, but that is legitimately how I almost died and had to stay 3 nights in the hospital 2.5 years ago

can't say i didn't lose weight with the malnutrition, though

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 9:46 pm

its like they say

life sucks then you die
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by ScottyMcGee » Sat May 12, 2018 11:24 pm

Then you get buried.

Then you rot.

Decay.

Be grateful it's in that order.

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by DarkZero » Sat May 12, 2018 11:41 pm

unless you're a saint
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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by Valigarmander » Sat May 12, 2018 11:45 pm

In which case you're dismembered and your scattered body parts become pilgrimage sites.

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by Calamity Panfan » Sat May 12, 2018 11:55 pm

i haven't been on this website for three days and there wasn't even one page of threads with new posts

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by Valigarmander » Sat May 12, 2018 11:59 pm

This is why we need you here to keep spamming.

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by pixelated_penguin » Sun May 13, 2018 12:07 am

i thought i was making a decent amount of ****posts in wot at least

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Re: WoT 367: Classic Edition

Post by MeowMan » Sun May 13, 2018 12:14 am

how slow vgf is is a part of its charm

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