Bar Brawl 3.0

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Post by Metal Man » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:37 am

/me randomly smashes a chair against a wall for no reason.
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Post by Link 456 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:19 pm

*Grabs beer keg, opens nozzle, drinks

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Post by DarkZero » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:55 am

*orders more chicken Marsala because Mushman always finds a way to use it as a weapon*
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Post by Gabriel » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:58 am

*quietly laces C4 about the room*

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Post by Red » Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:31 am

ok being dead is boring
*comes back to live and shoves all the c4s down GR's throat*

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Post by Jailbreaker » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:01 pm

*Ignites GR*

Or does C4 detonate some other way?

*Ignites GR anyway.*

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Post by Gabriel » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:42 pm

(C4 is button-activated. I'm pretty sure it's flammable, too.)

*GR explodes EVERYWHERE. Revives, and promptly vomits at sight of own entrails strewn about the room*

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Post by DarkZero » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:36 pm

*finishes chicken Marsala before being blown to smithereens*
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Post by Red » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:51 pm

*Orders a drink*

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Post by Gabriel » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:56 pm

*throws a bob-omb at Mush Man, and uses 1-Up Shroom on DarkZero*

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Post by Mr. Ginger BALLZ » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:36 am

Then I come in without being noticed in a tower with a 50 Cal. Sniper and shoots someone in there crouch.

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Post by DarkZero » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:39 pm

*eats wood*
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Post by Red » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:42 pm

*drools*

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Post by DarkZero » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:04 pm

For the record, the bar is probably a mess by now.
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Post by Red » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:05 pm

*Bashes head on bar stool*

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Post by DarkZero » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:20 pm

*burns down remainder of bar and moves everyone to a new one across town*
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Post by Red » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:22 pm

*Mushman throws out the first drunk, himself*

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Post by DarkZero » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:25 pm

*orders toppingless, cheeseless, sauceless, breadless pizza*
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Post by Red » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:30 pm

*comes back and smashes chair on the bar randomly*

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Post by Soisy » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:50 pm

*punches mushman*

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