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Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:49 am
by Heroine of the Dragon
You have to choose one... :p

I chose fruit cake... but I have to bake it myself to fully enjoy it. :D

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:58 am
by Kargath
Christmas is a time of celebration and joy - why bring fruit into it? :p

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:03 am
by Valigarmander
I don't think I've ever had either... can I have a tart instead?

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:21 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Fruit mince pie? I don't even know what that is so cake wins by default.

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:21 am
by Booyakasha
Pie is always better than cake. I've made pie---------good pie, with apples and pears and currants, raisins and walnuts, and figgos and dates, and cinnamon, and lemon and orange zest. Cake? Cake is just weird bread. Phooey and ptooie.

I love carrot cake, and I want someone to invent carrot pie, because carrot pie would be so much better. I just know it, dude.

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:04 am
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Booyakasha wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:21 am
Pie is always better than cake. I've made pie---------good pie, with apples and pears and currants, raisins and walnuts, and figgos and dates, and cinnamon, and lemon and orange zest. Cake? Cake is just weird bread. Phooey and ptooie.

I love carrot cake, and I want someone to invent carrot pie, because carrot pie would be so much better. I just know it, dude.
What about coffee cake? I think that's the exception to pie > cake.

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:04 pm
by Booyakasha
Coffee cake is okay, but the best kind is the kind with the fruit in. The strudels and all. Is that not a concession to pie superiority? Having the actual fruit in, instead of just making the cake itself fruit-flavoured, right. Like, would you rather eat a jelly donut or a non-jelly donut?

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:37 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Hey now, I love jelly donuts but a non-jelly donut with chocolate frosting is fine by me. They can co-exist, and laugh at maple bars.

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:14 pm
by Booyakasha
(*draws scimitar*)

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:20 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
do...are you asking for half this donut

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:26 pm
by Booyakasha
ewwww----------why would i eat a donut

it's christmas

(*flexes, showing off sick 'stollen 4 lyfe' tat on puny lily-white string bean-like bicep*)

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:49 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Maybe it's a Christmas donut?

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:55 pm
by Heroine of the Dragon
Booyakasha wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:21 am

I love carrot cake, and I want someone to invent carrot pie, because carrot pie would be so much better. I just know it, dude.
I baked over 12 carrot cakes for various people's 'birthday gifts' this year and probably owe you one some day. ;) :D

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:33 pm
by Booyakasha
No rush, dear my friend.

Re: Fruit Cake Vs Fruit Mince Pies

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:12 pm
by smol Kat
I choose pie. Because it's pie.