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Jurassic World

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:04 pm
by Valigarmander
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Val's hopes aren't very high, but he'll probably go see this even if it's terrible.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:47 am
by Softguitar
Steven Spielberg is not the director, but the executive producer...

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:12 am
by Scarecrow
Looks cool, I will definitely see it.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:07 am
by е и ժ е я
Saw the trailer the other day. Still wondering how they got plesiosaur dna from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:56 pm
by Valigarmander
^ Maybe it was beached?

Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:10 pm
by е и ժ е я
[QUOTE="Valigarmander, post: 1501479, member: 30663"]^ Maybe it was beached?

Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.[/QUOTE]
Haha it's been over a day since I watched it.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:57 pm
by ScottyMcGee
Super Jurassic World

Super Jurassic World 2: Ian Malcom's Island ("Life, uh, finds a way!")

Jurassic World 64

Super Jurassic World 3D: Spared No Expense

Jurassic Park Party: Clever Girl Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:35 pm
by Apollo the Just
Bump because it's out now.

I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.

[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]

overall, rated dinosaurs/10

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:38 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
I thought Val was doing third person again.

I ain't a kid anymore so I don't have a great interest in dinosaurs now. I wonder why kids love them? Anyway, I won't see this any time soon.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:07 pm
by Calamity Panfan
[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1540409, member: 30977"]Bump because it's out now.

I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.

[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]

overall, rated dinosaurs/10[/QUOTE]

as much as i was bothered by all the cliches in this movie, if they used THAT particular cliche it would've been a 10/10 movie

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:23 pm
by Apollo the Just
I KNOW RIGHT. WASTED OPPORTUNITY.

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:29 pm
by Valigarmander
Sequel idea: a new Indominus is cloned using human DNA. The new dino is a total Casanova and starts laying the moves on Bryce Dallas Howard. Romantic hijinks ensue as Chris Pratt competes with a dinosaur for the girl's heart.[DOUBLEPOST=1435181350,1435181319][/DOUBLEPOST]Tagline: "She's his whole world... his Jurassic World."

Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:08 pm
by ScottyMcGee
Whoa forgot about this thread:

My thoughts:

[SPOILER]
Okay. Nowhere as good as the first of course. I thought that when the kids stumbled into the old Jurassic Park they'd look in the kitchen and find that raptor still frozen in the freezer. That would have topped the fandom for me.

I felt like the anal weapons dealer dude's death was. . .meh. He's just arguing with Pratt and then suddenly a raptor pops out and oooh he got what he was going for I guess. Meh.

If the next movie isn't called Jurassic War and isn't about the stolen dinosaurs being used to engage in combat in the Middle East and if it doesn't have raptors with machine guns and laser beams strapped to their shoulders then I will officially lose faith in humanity.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:11 am
by Apollo the Just
^i need that last paragraph to happen dear lord

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:21 am
by ScottyMcGee
Jurassic War.

They came. They saw. They ate.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:24 pm
by Valigarmander
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:30 pm
by United Nations
^I'd watch it. Also...seriously though. High heels can ruin a movie for me.

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:02 pm
by CaptHayfever
^
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And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:06 pm
by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!
Dinosaur jihads would be cool.

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:29 am
by Valigarmander
So they're making a sequel to this. And Jeff Goldblum is coming back for it.

****. Now I have to see it.