Is Mario human?

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Is Mario human?

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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:51 pm

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Nintendo finally has the answer to that burning question we've all had.
For the first time Mario evolves in a world where there are humans, and we see that Mario is really different from other people in New Donk City for example, is Mario human?

Mario is human.

Really? Why is he so different?

In the world, there are many different types of people, you know.

Good answer.
There you have it.

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Post by Marilink » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:17 am

Mario is a grotesque humonculus with supernatural jumping ability.
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:05 am

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SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT

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Post by smol Kat » Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:56 pm

are we sure he isn't a halfling
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Post by VG_Addict » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:10 pm

[QUOTE="smol Kat, post: 1633494, member: 37303"]are we sure he isn't a halfling[/QUOTE]

Half of what?

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Post by X-3 » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:17 pm

Half Xehanort

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Post by CaptHayfever » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:48 pm

[QUOTE="smol Kat, post: 1633494, member: 37303"]are we sure he isn't a halfling[/QUOTE] ....
*doesn't say anything*
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[QUOTE="VG_Addict, post: 1633525, member: 34516"]Half of what?[/QUOTE] Half of ling.

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Post by Bomby » Mon Jun 19, 2017 9:56 pm

Oh, come now. It's been well established that Italians are just as human as anyone else.

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Post by Red » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:05 pm

Mario's too tall to be a halfling.

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Post by New! Tazy Ten » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:09 pm

Is he a dwarf then?

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Post by Valigarmander » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:22 pm

^ That would explain the rugged facial hair and love of gold.

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Post by smol Kat » Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:10 am

[QUOTE="VG_Addict, post: 1633525, member: 34516"]Half of what?[/QUOTE]
that's what I would like to know
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Post by е и ժ е я » Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:16 am

[QUOTE="Marilink, post: 1633443, member: 23215"]Mario is a grotesque humonculus with supernatural jumping ability.[/QUOTE]
I ship it
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