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Post by VG_Addict » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:47 am

All of your clothes become shorts.

I wish I could sleep better.

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Post by MeowMan » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:26 am

You can sleep a lot better because you're in a coma.

I wish my sister would move out again.

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Post by monstrman » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:20 pm

Your sister moves out again, then immediately back in. To your room. Also you're homeless now because you became hopelessly addicted to alcohol and got thrown out onto the streets.

I wish i had a cooler name

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Post by DarkZero » Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:42 pm

Your name is now Frigid Willy the Chilly Boy. You must address yourself in this manner in all circumstances.

I wish people on the internet were nicer and not mean
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Post by MeowMan » Wed Jul 12, 2017 6:43 pm

People are nice on the internet, and mean everywhere else.

I wish I could decide on one game to play.

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Post by Valigarmander » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:47 pm

You decide to play Superman 64. It's the only game you can play for the rest of your life.

I wish I could buy more books.

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Post by DarkZero » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:24 pm

The only books you can afford are memoirs from a politician whose views you strongly disagree with

I wish I had no allergies
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Post by MeowMan » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:50 pm

You have no allergies, but you are highly susceptible to every disease to ever exist.

I wish I had a better computer.

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Post by DarkZero » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:55 pm

Your computer is better but you're not really sure in what way.

I wish I may I wish I might
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Post by The Amazing Tazy Ten » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:45 am

As a result of your wish, you can never tell anyone if you can or can't do something. Only that you "may" or "might" making you on the whole unreliable for anything.

I wish to always know what time it is.

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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:15 am

You now know that it's always time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL.

I wish waking up was easier.

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Post by DarkZero » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:17 am

Waking up is now so easy that you do it by accident several times during the night

I wish I had a drivers license
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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:19 am

You can now legally drive in the Maldives.

I wish more people would message me.

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Post by VG_Addict » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:13 am

You get so many messages that your phone explodes.

I wish I could dance better.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:11 pm

You can now flawlessly perform the Rosa Sisters' dance from Majora's Mask. That's it.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy.
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Post by VG_Addict » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:18 pm

You no longer have a nose.

I wish there were better shows on TV.

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Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:35 pm

There are better shows on TV, but your TV breaks as soon as you learn about them.

I wish for a banana.

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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:26 pm

You now have a DVD of the 2015 comedy-drama film starring Marco Todisco and Camilla Filippi.

I wish organizing comic panels was easier.

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Post by VG_Addict » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:30 pm

It becomes so easy that anyone can do it, so thousands of people make comics. Your work gets overshadowed by the new comic artists.

I wish I could open this jar of pickles.

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Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:40 pm

You open the jar of pickles, which come to life and attack you.

I wish to surpass Val on the leaderboard.

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