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#81

Post by VG_Addict » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:47 pm

You pass Val on the leaderboard for 1 second, then Val passes you again.

I wish my life were more exciting.

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#82

Post by Validecember » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:07 pm

It does, and you die from the excitement.

I wish there was an official English translation of Saint Young Men.

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#83

Post by monstrman » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:25 pm

the english translation begins work, but it is all translated completely wrong and halfway through they realize they are marketing to the wrong audience, then scrap the project and make it a movie starring Robert Downey Jr called "Young Saint Men"

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#84

Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:07 pm

You're now a fish, but there is no water around.

I wish I knew how to program.

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Post by Validecember » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:23 pm

You can now program in FLOW-MATIC, a programming language from the 50s that nobody uses anymore.

I wish I had a couch.

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Post by Apollo the Just » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:35 pm

You now have my old gross piece of garbage couch, which is teleported to you directly from the dump.

I wish I were caught up to Detective Conan.
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Post by Validecember » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:18 pm

You're finally caught up on Detective Conan, but in order to store the knowledge of 90+ manga volumes and 800+ anime episodes, all knowledge of Ace Attorney and HTTYD got pushed out of your brain.

I wish the weather was nicer.

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Post by HarkZero » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:25 pm

The flash floods now wish you a good morning when you step outside.

I wish I didn't have all these facial tics right now
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Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:29 pm

The facial tics leave, but you are instead subjected to facial locusts.

I wish I had a NES.

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#90

Post by Validecember » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:11 pm

You now suffer from night eating syndrome (NES).

I wish my blinds blocked out more sunlight.

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Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:28 pm

Your blinds block more sunlight, but you can't tell the difference because you're blind.

I wish upon monstrman's avatar.

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Post by HarkZero » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:34 pm

he changes it before the wish comes through so now it's lost forever

i wish for something greasy and delicious
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Post by MeowMan » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:50 pm

A waiter serves you your own arm.

I wish I'd get a top in WoT.

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Post by Validecember » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:44 am

You post a stock image of a spinning top in WoT, but DZ ninjas the page top from you.

I wish Lean Cuisines were more filling.

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Post by VG_Addict » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:52 am

They're so filling, you don't want to eat for the rest of the day.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

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Post by Validecember » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:50 pm

You become one and are forced to star in a sequel to Sausage Party.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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Post by MeowMan » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:52 pm

You can't ever sleep, but you feel tired constantly.

I wish that Super Mario Odyssey will be good.

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Post by Validecember » Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:00 pm

It is indeed good. But only merely "good", whereas people were expecting "great". Critics label Odyssey "the blunder of the century", fans desert Nintendo, the company's stock plummets, and they're filing for bankruptcy within weeks of the game's launch.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Sunday.

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Post by HarkZero » Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:07 pm

Tomorrow will never be Sunday because you're going to be stuck into a Groundhog Day loop for the rest of your life

I wish Melee grand finals at Evo will be hype
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