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Post by Valigarmander » Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:04 pm

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Val's hopes aren't very high, but he'll probably go see this even if it's terrible.

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Post by Softguitar » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:47 am

Steven Spielberg is not the director, but the executive producer...
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Post by Scarecrow » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:12 am

Looks cool, I will definitely see it.

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Post by е и ժ е я » Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:07 am

Saw the trailer the other day. Still wondering how they got plesiosaur dna from a mosquito trapped in amber.
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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:56 pm

^ Maybe it was beached?

Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.

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Post by е и ժ е я » Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:10 pm

[QUOTE="Valigarmander, post: 1501479, member: 30663"]^ Maybe it was beached?

Also that's a mosasaur, not a plesiosaur. Get your **** together.[/QUOTE]
Haha it's been over a day since I watched it.
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Tue Dec 02, 2014 12:57 pm

Super Jurassic World

Super Jurassic World 2: Ian Malcom's Island ("Life, uh, finds a way!")

Jurassic World 64

Super Jurassic World 3D: Spared No Expense

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Post by Apollo the Just » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:35 pm

Bump because it's out now.

I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.

[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]

overall, rated dinosaurs/10
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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:38 pm

I thought Val was doing third person again.

I ain't a kid anymore so I don't have a great interest in dinosaurs now. I wonder why kids love them? Anyway, I won't see this any time soon.

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Post by Calamity Panfan » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:07 pm

[QUOTE="CuccoLady, post: 1540409, member: 30977"]Bump because it's out now.

I'm not going to lie I was disappointed that they didn't go a particular route that I think would have been both hilarious and really, really terrible.

[spoiler]when they were like "IT'S KILLING FOR SPORT.... IT'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM" and it had been revealed that there were other creatures than dinosaurs in its genetic code I was 9000% sure they were gonna pull "it kills for sport... because IT'S PART HUMAN" / "HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" and i still think that would have been hilarious[/spoiler]

overall, rated dinosaurs/10[/QUOTE]

as much as i was bothered by all the cliches in this movie, if they used THAT particular cliche it would've been a 10/10 movie
and that's the waaaaaaaaaay the news goes

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Post by Apollo the Just » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:23 pm

I KNOW RIGHT. WASTED OPPORTUNITY.
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Post by Valigarmander » Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:29 pm

Sequel idea: a new Indominus is cloned using human DNA. The new dino is a total Casanova and starts laying the moves on Bryce Dallas Howard. Romantic hijinks ensue as Chris Pratt competes with a dinosaur for the girl's heart.[DOUBLEPOST=1435181350,1435181319][/DOUBLEPOST]Tagline: "She's his whole world... his Jurassic World."

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Post by ScottyMcGee » Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:08 pm

Whoa forgot about this thread:

My thoughts:

[SPOILER]
Okay. Nowhere as good as the first of course. I thought that when the kids stumbled into the old Jurassic Park they'd look in the kitchen and find that raptor still frozen in the freezer. That would have topped the fandom for me.

I felt like the anal weapons dealer dude's death was. . .meh. He's just arguing with Pratt and then suddenly a raptor pops out and oooh he got what he was going for I guess. Meh.

If the next movie isn't called Jurassic War and isn't about the stolen dinosaurs being used to engage in combat in the Middle East and if it doesn't have raptors with machine guns and laser beams strapped to their shoulders then I will officially lose faith in humanity.
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Post by Apollo the Just » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:11 am

^i need that last paragraph to happen dear lord
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Post by ScottyMcGee » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:21 am

Jurassic War.

They came. They saw. They ate.
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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:24 pm

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Post by United Nations » Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:30 pm

^I'd watch it. Also...seriously though. High heels can ruin a movie for me.

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Post by CaptHayfever » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:02 pm

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Post by I REALLY HATE POKEMON! » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:06 pm

Dinosaur jihads would be cool.

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Post by Valigarmander » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:29 am

So they're making a sequel to this. And Jeff Goldblum is coming back for it.

****. Now I have to see it.

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