New Super Mario Bros. U is being ported to the Switch, along with some new features, blah blah, yadda yadda
Can we please just talk about...
...this? How does that work? Who is this? Is it Peach? Is it Toadette? Both? Neither? Is this why the Mushroom Kingdom has a human ruler? Does the kingdom function like a bee colony, and that when the old monarch dies, a specially-selected Toadette is fed royal jelly so she can evolve into an oversized queen and rule the hive? Does this mean Peach has mothered every Toad in the kingdom?
Nintendo, I am alarmed and confused.